You Sure Look Good on the Dance Floor

By the way, nice mole!

Bottoms Up

Because no woman should have to share her bottle of champagne.

Mouthfuls

...of beer.

Tequila Bath

Not sure when that whipped cream comes into play...she's pretty small...probably about six Cuervo ounces after this photo.

Drinking Like a Lady

Take notes, girls.

You Got a Run in yo' Panty, Hoe

Even yo' daddy know.

It Ain't No Fun...

If the homies can't haaaaaave none. Where the fuck do you buy a 22oz Bud Ice? Have I been living in a cave???

That's the Spirit!

This girl's head is in the right place. She is totally set on party mode. Glad we got to this picture before those rascals at Cleavage of the Day.

While You're Down There...

Pose for a picture!

More Womanly Affection

At its finest...

Um...there's something in your butt...

Drunk Squat Dance

Everyone's doing it!

Hot Tub Ass Fest Video

YouTube had the audacity to remove this fine piece of cinematic gold. Let's see how long we can keep it on here.

Body Shots

A proper body shot can only be executed when the subject has an adequate tan.

Bitch is Classy!

This is the type of girl you can only hope to one day bring home to your mother.

Toilet Huggin' Striptease

Did she remove her own clothes? Or did someone assist her? Who knows...?

Sacramento Kings Hoes

If you haven't seen these already, here's your chance! Check out how the Sacramento Kings girls get down off the court.