What is Going on Here?

Nothing sober, that's for sure.

Classy Drunk Girl

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Alright!

You finished your beer!

That Good Old Mountain Dew

That shit is potent!

Girl on Girl Love

Here we have to lovely young ladies laying on some wood. Interesting lip piercing on the one on the bottom...

Phone Sex Operators

They drink on the job!

Girl on Girl Rape

That's how it always starts...some good clean panties in the mouth fun. But when you factor in alcohol, some girls forget how to take "no" for an answer.

Bush Bed

What better place to pass out than some nice comfy shrubbery?

A True Friend

Picks you up when you're down...or at least intends to.

Dirty Girl...Passed Out

Seriously, look at her dirty ass tube top! She must have rolled down a hill and landed in that truck. Her ass is kinda dirty, too...

You Sure Look Good on the Dance Floor

By the way, nice mole!

You Got a Run in yo' Panty, Hoe

Even yo' daddy know.

It Ain't No Fun...

If the homies can't haaaaaave none. Where the fuck do you buy a 22oz Bud Ice? Have I been living in a cave???

Um...there's something in your butt...

Bitch is Classy!

This is the type of girl you can only hope to one day bring home to your mother.

Toilet Huggin' Striptease

Did she remove her own clothes? Or did someone assist her? Who knows...?

Drunken Aftermath

Way to hog the covers your heartless bitch!

This is not Sanitary!

...But it's pretty funny!

Outdoor Festival Boozing

Sorry baby, looks like you switched to water a tad bit too late!

Jessica Simpson Drunk?

We're not big on celebrity pics here, it's just not our thing. But this one was too good to pass up. For all we know it might not even be real, but we choose to believe that it is. This is definitely the coolest picture of Jessica Simpson that I've ever seen. Who knew she partied like that?