Top Ten Signs She's Had a Few Too Many

10) She starts sweating more than usual.

9) She starts talking way louder than usual.

8) She begins drinking from the bottle and looking around to see who is noticing.

7) She continues drinking from the bottle, unconcerned with who is watching.

6) Every goddamn song is her favorite song.

5) Her short bursts of dance grow more frequent, each complete with an even fiercer pouting of the lips.

4) She will find any and every way to steer the conversation to her boobs.

3) She insists she is only laying on the floor because it's so comfortable.

2) Taco Bell becomes a number one priority.

1) She barfs all over your car and blames it on the Taco Bell.